True Scenario while I was up at like 2:00 in the morning in camrose wondering the streets

Cop:+Screech!+ Hey, are you chasing a rabbit?
Me: No I am Chasing a Rhino... Why?
Cop: Oh... Well there was a guy who said he was chasing a rabbit...
Me: Nope, not me officer, I only hunt Rhino's, you haven't seen any have you?
Cop: No, but it's a little late to be up at this hour isn't it?
Me: Well that depends... Do Rhino's go to sleep at this hour?
Cop: Umm....... heh, Yes I believe so
Me: Then no, I can catch em' while there sleepin'
Cop: Uh huh... ok well jokes over wh-
Me: -Who said I was joking?!
Cop: Ok what are you really doing up this late?
Me: Huntin Rhino's
Cop: Ok well you go hunt Rhino's at home ok?
Me: But Rhino's graze on grass...
Cop: I don't care... It's late and you shouldn't be on the streets.
Cop: +leaves+
Me: +screams+ RHINO HATER!!!

Haha That cop was awesome! But he eventually got bored of playing this game with me and ya... then it was boring so I went to my friends place...